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Capilan

One of the gayest people on the planet. Capilan sucks cock daily and plays games such as Valorant, Rainbow six Seige, League of Legends, Genshin Impact, and so on. Capilan has other aliases such as Balacap, Capshak, and Cap.

Cap is one of the biggest fags ever and likes to take dick on a daily basis.
Person 1: Yo I some dude giving head to two other guys in the bathroom

Person 2: That's pretty gay it must've been Capilan

Person 1: Yea he's gay as hell
by NotChaseMH February 12, 2022
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Christmas with a Capital C

Better known as "Strawman with a Capital S", "The Strawman who Stole Christmas", "Crap with a Capital C", and various other titles (as noted by various YouTube comments), Christmas with a Capital C is a straight-to-DVD movie releasing on December 2010 where an antagonist; a Satan-loving, hate spewing, gay-agenda pushing, godless, Christ-hating, evil Muslim neo-Nazi heathen ATHEIST (who comes from a big city) moves into a small town and tries to obliterate Christmas for everyone by promoting tolerance towards non-Christians by trying to get the town's Christians to place nativity scenes on private instead of public property. The small town's inhabitants, who recognize Jesus as the primary founding father of the United States of America, are deeply offended by this sheer breach on their rights to endorse religion in the government, and need to ensure that the evil ATHEIST does not rewrite history nor leave out God this holiday season. In the end, even someone as deprived and sinful as the heathen atheist finds Jesus and is healed by his power.

The movie's completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to DVD and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid Biblical Truth™ from offending the masses.

While there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of Christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
Have you heard about that one movie coming out this holiday going straight to DVD about how some atheist guy moves into a small town? It was 'Christmas with a Capital C' or something, but the trailer doesn't even come up on YouTube without searching 'movie' or 'trailer'.
by t3hb1gb0i November 23, 2010
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captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.
"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"
by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006
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Capital Status

Something that is real gangsta or real fly. Something of the absolute highest order. The best of the best.
Wow, did you see that kid's new 2007 Escalade with the clear see through 22" rims. That's Capital Status cuz. Nobody can do it better than that.
by CMCrown July 24, 2007
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capitasexual

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.
You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!
by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008
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Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
Capitalism - Taking advantage of poor people since 1776 and also establishing world superpowers.
by Bacon is good August 13, 2015
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capitalism

Capitalism = Getting fucked.
by Reneeeeeeeeeeee August 27, 2006
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