Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

nick cannon

A huge dousche. Skinny bastard with a crappy tv show.

One time Nick Cannon made a joke that was almost funny...
just kidding, it was terrible.

by ted12 April 14, 2006

Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".

Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)

by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010

Curry Cannon

Similar to the rice rocket, however, the person driving the vehicle is of middle-eastern descent. The vehicle has gaudy and unnecessary modifications. The driver will typically look something like a brown Fonz. It smells of butter chicken, has an enormous spolier and is normally driven at mach 4. If you hear trance music and you don't see a car around you, there is a curry cannon within 1km of you.

I think the Fonz is following us in that Prelude, must be a curry cannon.

by JohnnyPillPopper April 2, 2009

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

college of the canyons

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".

Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.

by COCSUX October 13, 2005