The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

Canadian Woman

Very high percentage of beautiful women. One of Canada's greatest exports.

The Canadian Woman is a hottie!!! What do they put in that water up there?

I want to get me a Canadian Woman... They are bilingual, intelligent, hot and can cook.

by OrbsMan July 17, 2006

Canadian Hot Pocket

The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.

Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.

by epixoip November 12, 2012

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Canadian Club

A relatively inexpensive, but good brand of whiskey from Canada.

Canadian Club and coke is pretty good.

by o ReVelatioN o May 26, 2008

Canadian History

A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.

One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.

by cheffinatly February 5, 2010

Canadian Forces

The 3 brances of the canadian military, Army, Navy and Air after unification under former prime minister trudeau. Used to be known as Canadian Armed Forces before the name change to simply Canadian Forces. Consists of Land Command, Maritime command and Air command. These 3 elements make up what is known as the canadian army, canadian navy and canadian airforce. Members of all 3 elements are highly trained and respected professionals who defend the nation and keep the light of freedom burning across the world.

Who defends the nation? Canadian forces.
Who defends those who can not defend themselves? canadian forces.
who helps the weak and innocent? canadian forces.
who will never surrender and never give up? the canadian forces.

by burning_arc May 26, 2006