A Callum

To jizz on a unsuspecting couple while you are sleep walking, then are unaware of anything the next day.

"Did you hear he did 'A Callum' last night?"

by CHAR_TINGXO January 27, 2010

calumjew

KEEl

calumjewisjew

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! June 5, 2019

calumhoodsexual

the sexuality where you are attracted to calum hood and only calum hood

partner - ' do you love me?'
me - ' no i only love calum hood. im calumhoodsexual you know '

by hornyforhoodshands October 18, 2020

calumslovergirl

Calum hoods real wife 😌

‘Calum hoods wife is amazing’
‘Oh yeah calumslovergirl? She is.’

by louistomlinson28 October 16, 2021

CallMeMrSeal

A quality and underrated twitch streamer that streams a variety of games- most notably Minecraft and The Walking Dead Series by TellTale.

Person: "Have you heard about CallMeMrSeal?"
Debux: "Of course, *links to callmemrseal_ on twitch*"

by Debux May 26, 2021

Calamari Inkantation

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

by jelo_twt December 6, 2021

Con Calma

Slobby on my knobby

Ben "Bitch on my dick like a horsey on a sitck"

Peter " Con Calma"

by Cyka My Blyat July 22, 2019