Carpet Burn

A painful red mark on the skin after friction against a carpet flooring

I always get a "Carpet Burn" when I try to practice my B-boy dance moves at home

by Dj Ghost of LOZ July 25, 2011

carpet rider

Term used, in a deragatory sense, to refer to A-rabs, camel jockey, towel heads, sand niggers, or simply people of the middle east.

Mani is a carpet rider, that damn towel head.

by Blowjfest July 13, 2007

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

Carpet grippers

TikTok Comment section slang for “feet” commonly used someone on TikTok has they nasty ashy outgrown feet on them damn iPad playing piano tiles. Please play piano tiles normally, no one tryna see them carpet grippers… unless?

“ lawd haf merthy… put dem CARPET GRIPPERS away young man… unless they in someone’s mouth”

by No thank you with ur goofy ahh March 5, 2022

red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

carpet

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

by nathaniel spritzner September 1, 2005