Callum wallis

A lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. He has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. Make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. He watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob
Bro, your as bent as Callum Wallis's fingers
by okden April 12, 2020
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Callum Wallis

an absolute madlad who people mistake for being autistic. not trustworthy at all and is lazy asf when u ask them to do stuff for you. funny asf
your being a callum wallis
by okden April 12, 2020
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Callum Watts

Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.
by nigelatemynuggets December 02, 2019
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Callum Haughey

Miranda sings stunt double who makes vile teas and sells art on the sideline for 7 figures.

Also makes average tiktoks.
"Have you heard of Callum Haughey ?"

"Yes, his licence to make tea was revoked"
by Becky Slay Queen January 29, 2023
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Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers
Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards
by Jake binns April 13, 2020
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Callum Kirk

Callum Kirk is a great friend, funny, good looking skater. He is sweet and will all ways be there for you, Jokes he's a 14year old boy who that thinks he can have any lass he wants and when ever he wants her, he's cocky and always has to be right. He's a cheating lying scum bag who should learn to keep it in his pants!
Wow look at that chino fag getting regected yet again... He's such a callum kirk!
by shazannonnn January 28, 2012
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Callum deighton

A Chinese looking ugly fuck who is a pedi and likes to rape 12 yr olds
Ewwww man stop being Callum deighton
by Nelution November 24, 2019
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