Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011

Cactus Punch

The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.

I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.

by donthejon October 28, 2011

The Cactus

The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.

Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"

Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!

by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010

The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

Cactus kiss

When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.

Hey man! Long time no see. Let's cactus kiss and let me get you a beer.

by CaptCamarillo November 22, 2010

Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying or will not stop annoying you (Coined by Darby Crash in L.A in the late 70's)

"Piss off, Cactus Head"

"Donnie's such a Cactus Head"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017