cracker with beans

A name for a person of half mexican and half white descent.

James: Yo Senor Sullivan your a cracker with beans just like me!

Senor Sullivan: Go to the office and write me a paper of what a cracker with beans is

James: shit..

by James Meyerhoff January 27, 2009

Cracker sweat

n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.

Person 1: Why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's just my cracker sweat.
Person 1: But we've never eaten in this bed, it's new!
Person 2: Yeah. I know. Cracker sweat, what can ya do?

by Deemon75 January 19, 2011

Canker worm

A worm that feeds on leaves and hot soup. They hate fuzzy blankets and admire chobani yogurt.

That canker worm be swaggin.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

cracker jack'd

To be robbed by a Caucasia.

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd

by Me not You. July 25, 2014

cockerpoo

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"

"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"

by anonymous December 15, 2019

Cockersicity

The quality of understanding that when your friends are taking the piss out of you, that they are doing it out of love.

Nice lazy eye mate
It's ok, he's got massive cockersicity, he can take it.

by daboswinney August 19, 2021

Cockermouth

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...

Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?

by Blockly806 November 24, 2021