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Canning

When a girl gets jizzed into her milky tits and keeps it there so her boobs glue together and the man has to pry it apart
Yo bro you coming to the party tonight

Yea bro after I canning my girl
by Ppidnndbfb February 18, 2026
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cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
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Canning Complex

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.
“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”
by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025
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Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it
"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22
by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025
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Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts
Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode
by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025
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Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.
"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."
by lylune September 4, 2025
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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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