crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass

Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole

by Slyhound21 March 16, 2014

Crayon

A plastic-looking, twig-bitch, white girl with neon-bright dyed hair.

"No way, man. Pass. Lookit her. She's a crayon."

by hotdogdaddy December 15, 2016

Crayon

One of my classmates favorite treats.
A 15 year old eats fucking crayons as if it’s a delicacy

Garret at the crayons again

by Crayonboieater May 21, 2019

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.

1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019

Yummy crayons

a guy that stream on twich that eats crayons for a liveing

i am so hugry i can eat a hole pack of crayons just like yummy crayons

by tha chicken that croosed road September 13, 2019