craig 

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.

Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.

This example uses craig.

craig by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023

Craig 

Me

I am Craig Tucker lol. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars t.

Craig by Claire/Craig Tucker October 2, 2023

Craig 

The technical term for "the ideal man"

Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines

Eh, he's cute, but he's only like 34% Craig

Craig by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023

Craig 

To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.

A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.

Craig by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024

Craig 

A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.

All you do is bitch, stop being such a Craig! Um, k?!

Craig by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024

Craig 

A man with too much money than sense.

Will spend money he doesn't have on expensive clothes and in game currency.

Craig just spent £700 on a t-shirt.

Craig by The Big Boii November 29, 2024

Craig 

A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.

Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.

Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...

Craig by TomaterNater November 30, 2024