compassionate defense

To defend yourself without inflicting harm on your opponent.

Richard tried using compassionate defense against his assailant but was overpowered.

by tnsi October 4, 2009

coastergasm

The feeling you get when a rollercoaster drops and you get that weird feeling in your crotch.

BRO 1 "I went on Scream, and the drop gave me such a coastergasm."
BRO 2 "I almost exploded from that coastergasm."

by JDJakieD July 22, 2012

Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012

Compass turd

A compass turd is created when a person Eats two consecutive high fiber meals. The first meal is exceptionally high in protein, and the second laden with fats. The eater then passes both meals in the same defecation. The high fiber content in the compass turd will hold a sturdy log, and the dense protein packed end sinks to the bottom of toilet bowl while the buoyant, fatty pole will float to the surface, leaving the compass turd pointing straight up and down.

The scout master taught the intrepid scouts how to lay a compass turd, along with many tricks and techniques of orientation in wilderness. The scouts who could birth the best fecal compass were granted an ornate and venerable badge denoting their glorious ever-skyward turd

by fullyregressed January 15, 2014

colasshole

Colossal asshole; an extremely unpleasant person resembling that of a large, gaping anus. Includes but is not limited to: backstabbers, jerks, snitches, bitches, fuckboys.

My "best friend" went after my asshole ex, making her an even bigger asshole...a colasshole.

by PugSon September 18, 2016

compassionality

Having such a deep and intense compassion that it feels like it's part of your nationality.

Wow! I wish I had that much compassionality.

by The real Word Whore June 12, 2018

Capasaurus

A prehistoric capper that caps about everything.

Guy 1 : Hey man have you seen Seacock Chicken because I just ate one yesterday

Guy 2: Bro what you're being a Capasaurus because that doesn't make sense.

by KithLive July 6, 2020