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Con-Track

When a band/label release a song which is not representative of the album it is from.
Guy: "hey dude did you hear the new Fictus track on the radio? it's awesome, i'm gonna go buy the album right now!"

Me: "don't bother, it's a Con-Track, the rest of the album is crap and sounds nothing like it"

Guy: "oh. that's extremely disappointing"

Me: "indeed"
by theCOO August 30, 2013
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Mini-Con

A Miniature Convention typically held for a smaller group of people with a specific focus.
"I am upset that I cant get to go to {Christian Loparco ComicCon this year! "

"That's ok, I hear that Carlos is having a Mini-Con for every couple weeks for people who like Anime"
by Maskedryder2020 May 19, 2020
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cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.
Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.
by Emcata June 24, 2016
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samuel con

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.
Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con
by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022
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Con-19

A label given to someone who tries to cheat or rob others or the authorities during the coronavirus pandemic—for instance, a bogus law enforcer who catches others who don’t wear a mask, then expects to be bribed so that the victims could avoid paying a hefty fine or being sent to jail.
Thousands of con-19s have emerged from all corners of the globe to prey on the gullible and the superstitious folks.
by Covido November 29, 2020
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dingus con

A dingus con is the king of dinguses. AKA the king of a person who is goofy, akward, and clumsy. A dingus con makes you laugh because of the stupid things they do.
You and your friend are walking down the street talking. Your friend does not see the trash can in front of them because they are speaking to you and they topple it, spilling its contents everywhere.

You say, "You dingus CON!!!!"
by Erin Box April 25, 2008
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carbon con

n. 2007, chiefly British
Carbon Con is an expression used to describe what some think is a con game surrounding carbon emissions and global warming. It can involve anything from climate summits to carbon trading. What is at stake is the billions of dollars being used to fund questionable climate research that is skewed to support the global warming theory.

The Carbon Con Game.
Peter Huber, 10.15.09, 10:20 PM EDT

Forbes Magazine dated November 02, 2009

The great carbon con?
Is carbon offsetting a responsible way to reverse the effect our lifestyle has on the planet - or just a sop to our consciences?
Open Thread
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 10 January 2007 13.25 GMT
When will the media report the Kyoto carbon con?

Sting started the carbon con when he purchased a piece of the rain forest.

To appease the carbon con contingent, Tony Blair shelled out 89.82 pounds to offset his carbon use that fueled his family trip to Florida.
by canary in the mine December 28, 2010
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