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beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.
Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017
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chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.
Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017
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Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.
My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.
by WhiteLightning January 2, 2019
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filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
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coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.
Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.
by BrakeNow March 22, 2019
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Basic conditioning week

That week everyone goes through every quarter. All test, quizzes, homework, and project come at you all at once. Mental breakdown week.
It’s basic conditioning week FML”
by Randomxo November 28, 2019
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underlying condition

A pre-existing medical issue that can increase a person's vulnerability to contracting coronavirus and/or dying from it.

Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.

Being human.
Just being alive felt like an underlying condition. Her asthma was an additional factor, she supposed, but each day she was getting news of yet another person coming down with corona. They were old, middle-aged, young, healthy or not.
by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020
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