Concerta

A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.

I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.

Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.

That's the shitty side though.

Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.

Need to take my concerta before my lecture, otherwise i won't understand a damn thing.

by ik shit March 31, 2016

To whom it may concern

Bad news

To whom it may concern,

You're fired.

-Corporate

by Doctor Battas May 24, 2009

Concert Choir

Concert choir is a group of choir members performing to a huge amount of audiences. Usually a "middle" level choir class, but some schools offer it as "advanced" level. Almost always plays with accompanist and includes different moods depending on the piece.

Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.

Concert choir has the most members than other groups.

I am in Concert Choir, but today, I am also in Chamber Singers.

by filipino4lyfe October 31, 2009

Concurrage

Used to show that one agrees with something without using an extended sentence.

Traditional:

Statement: "Howling 3: The Marsupials was the best movie ever!"
Response: "I agree wholeheartedly!"

Updated:

Statement: "Howling 3: The Marsupials was the best movie ever!"
Response: "Concurrage!"

by mickmok February 27, 2009

Concertosis

When someone purchases expensive concert tickets and on the day of are too sick to attend.

It's a shame Kaitlynn had Concertosis.

by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010

Concrazy

Often used to describe someone excessively psychotic.

Sarah's mother is acting awfully concrazy today.

by concrazy March 30, 2011

concretehead

Someone who stubbornly refuses to accept reality, when it's staring them in the face.

Look jaye, I keep telling you the moon's not made of green cheese, but you won't accept it - you're a concretehead!

by xerxes77 December 12, 2012