con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008

con-vict

Short for conservative victim. A conservative who believes the world is out to get them because they are conservative/religious/republican/white.

Hey! did you see all of those con-victs at the white pride parade today?

by Jolly69 January 20, 2021

con cac

con cac is the vietnamese way of saying "dick" or "cock" it usually means you are gay.

I am a "con cac."

by Kappalord123 August 11, 2020

Con La Chinta

With the Asian Bitch

Mendoza got his fingers wet when he was Con La Chinta

by Cory Conlin December 10, 2011

Con-Man

Great nickname for someone named Connor

Person 1: hey, my names Connor

Person 2: Nice, I’m gonna call you Con-Man

by Jdhzzyejazjajajja July 18, 2021

Con Mafia

The group of people you see at every single convention you go to in one state. They have friends who work at every convention and run most of the pre-con meetups. If you offend them in some way, they will make it so you never want to go to a convention ever again as long as they are going to be their.

Man 1: I need to find a way to please the Con Mafia.
Man 2: Why? What did you do?
Man 1: I didn't save all four of them a seat form closing ceremony at the last con I was at.

by DrMaskWolf June 14, 2010

con vivant

a person of poor or hoodish taste; any general hoodlum, who may or may not appreciate the shittier things in life, especially those things that those of refined taste look down upon (like fart jokes, Nextel cell phones or walkies).

a menacing or malefactious person

Any hoodlum, menace, wrongdoer, or malefactor

A "con vivant" is the opposite of a "bon vivant."

by Paw-Paw July 1, 2007