Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019

Go commit die

The using of a sentence by a ten year old attempting to threaten someone, but he doesn't go to school and doesn't know how to talk

The little boy told me to go commit die because I didn't want to play roblox with him.

by xGLAZx December 19, 2018

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018

go commit oof

When someone says this to you. there is no coming back. It's the worst insult you could probably imagine.
You will instantly die and you will hear a giant oof.

jeff: go commit toaster bath.
luke: go commit oof.
Jeff:*dies and makes the oof sound

by ur granny tranny 690 April 11, 2019

go commit die

the innocent way to tell someone to kill themselves.
also there's more ways to say it not just one.
(tags say a bunch of ways to say go commit die)

Random fortnite 9-year old: haha i killed u noob xdddddd
Guy who got killed: Go commit die.

by macoroni box June 3, 2019

Go Commit Die

Uh realy bad thyng tu say 2 somwun. Is reely meen

"go commit die"
"okay"
then he die

by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018

how to commit insurance fraud

just dont.

how to commit insurance fraud? dont.

by quibblee May 4, 2021