Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
Get the 'Zat You, Santa Claus?mug. The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
Get the The Swift Clausmug. by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
Get the Ozempic Santa Clausmug. Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.
Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
Get the Operation Santa Clausmug. Sexual activity involving three people. No more. No less. Except two of the three participants are Mr. and Mrs. Claus.
Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.
by sbatkk July 28, 2016
Get the menage a clausmug. 
The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
by Inferior April 22, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug.