choda

Perenium - the soft, fleshy section between the scrotum (or vagina) and the poop chute

a.k.a. "T'aint" - "T'aint muh balls and t'aint muh ass!"

by choda taint August 27, 2003

chode biscuit

The pasty substance made with powder after a sweaty day that is found on a man's chode.

My chode biscuits always stain my underwear in the summertime.

by Niecee May 12, 2006

Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

by Andreezi July 18, 2009

chode a la mode

1. A chode served with any flavor of ice cream i.e vanilla or chocolate

We had chode a la mode last night. Good fun!

by depauldaddy April 27, 2011

Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate

Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

chodding

The act of oral sex on a male, however, the person giving the oral sex has no teeth and bites down on the penis during the oral with the toothless gums

I fucked this really hot granny the other night, she took her denchers out and gave me a right good chodding as well!

by DatChodtho November 9, 2013

Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!

by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014