Spunk catcher

A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.

Hey my best friend is a spunk catcher

by 1223493 September 15, 2015

tail catcher

A wealthy male individual, typically over 40, whose financial abundancy attracts many young girls.

Doddy, why are you such a tail catcher?

by CorpsBride November 29, 2015

Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.

Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher

by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020

pitchers and catchers

"Pitchers and Catchers" is used as a shorthand term for the beginning of spring training in professional baseball. Since the titular positions are the first ones to report to spring training this is sometimes seen as the beginning of the baseball season.

Only two days till pitchers and catchers

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk February 26, 2011

Catcher in the Rye

The purest of the purest form of crap. Virtually plotless, this book deserves to be banned. Outdated views of the world. Some gay emo dropout. This book SUCKS.

Catcher in the Rye is t3h uber-suXXorz.

by aka_Pyro May 23, 2007

shit catchers

Item of clothing worn by homeboys and the everyday white kid eminem who attempts to be a gangster. Made of Denim. Hangs from lower hips appearing like a adolencent diapers.

Check out those fuckwits with the shit catchers.

by Dalestrom September 25, 2005

Cum Catcher

Another term for Soul Patch when in the act of Cunnilingus with your woman.

Use your cum catcher, I don't need any of my woman jizz on the linens!!

by Fuckbag6996 July 29, 2009