Canada

A country above the United States of America that is constantly forgotten about. He is also a character in an anime called Hetalia where he is shadowed by his brother America. He also has a pet polar bear that forgets his name all the time. It's kind of sad when you think about it.

Kumajiro:Who are you?
Canada:I'm Canada, your owner!

England: I feel like we're being watched.
America:yeah dude.
Canada:Maybe if I make some noise they'll notice me.

by Remy=StarBucks March 25, 2020

Canada

The colder version of America. Where we have pet polar bears and sleep in igloos.

"wait... Is Canada even real?"

-an American

by weegi bord May 9, 2018

Canada

America's hat.

Canada has always been better than America, we are America's hat.

by Fidobles March 16, 2021

The Canada

A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.

If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.

Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Candian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."

by Dr.Todd February 2, 2022

Canada

Some mythical place that is supposedly above 'Merica. They say that they drink maple syrup on everything and love poutine.They love to ride moose or they call them meese. There national anthem is probably about maple syrup.There national animal is something that is called a beaver that ma exist we are not fully sure. They say that they are very kind and will have battles at the grocery store for who will pay. they say eh or a depending on which story you believe. they celebrate Thanksgiving on a different day then 'Merica, and said to be the second largest country.

Guy:1 "yo have u heard of the legend of Canada?
Guy:2 no what is it

Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.

by Daggermaster9900 December 6, 2018

Canada

That part of America that just couldn’t be bothered to tag along when we rebelled against the British. After this, America and Britain fought over this land on numerous occasions (Maine border disputes, lake of the Woods map mistake, 54’40 or fight) yet Britain still held on to it for 200 years. Unlike America, Canadian independence was a gradual process, not an immediate one. It was granted increased autonomy and full independence in 1982.

America and Canada should never have been separated. Culturally we are very similar, we are located on the same continent, and unlike America’s southern border, all you’ll find dividing America and Canada are painted lines on roads, flower pots, and the border runs right through a few towns. Stark contrast to America’s southern border, just proves US and Canada are alike enough to trust each other.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 4, 2021

Canada!

Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!

American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.

by F_I_N_N_I_A_N May 31, 2019