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Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.
It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?
by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007
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businessman

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".
by Carey1234 October 31, 2011
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Business Sexy

Clothing that hyper-accentuates a woman’s figure and cleavage. From a distance it appears professional. The goal is to confuse and distract male coworkers and customers’ making them do anything the woman wants.
Tina’s looking business sexy, she must be meeting with Jon in hopes of helping with the new account he landed.
by Jon Carl July 13, 2009
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what the business is

another way to say what's up, what's going on
Say brah, what the business is?
Me, I'm chillin

What they do, what the business is? Word on the streets, Jeezy know what the handle is. - Young Jeezy
by Mic Check September 11, 2005
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jalapeno business

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.
unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks
by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011
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business whorefessional

A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.
nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.

other nerd: agreed.
by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010
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Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown
Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!
by Hack Jarlow August 27, 2020
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