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Broken Arm Handjob 

As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.

The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)
"I just got a wicked a broken arm handjob"
Broken Arm Handjob by JSunset August 3, 2009

Broken DuckFeet

Country Rock Band from Texas, Broken DuckFeet is a group of musicians, consisting of Michael Anthony, Sean Forrester, Eli Sepulveda that fell together practically overnight and it just felt right. The name Broken DuckFeet came one night to me while sitting with some friends observing some guy do what few would consider, "two stepping" it was torturous to say the least watching him move across the floor... and at that moment I muttered the phrase, He dances like he's got "Broken DuckFeet" and we all busted out laughing... the phrase was coined on that night and hence became the bands name.
If you cant dance, then you have Broken DuckFeet
Broken DuckFeet by prism4tx October 14, 2011

Broken Condom Style 

The have very aggressive sex. Also is sometimes used for any act which is done aggressively or carelessly.
Wow, that's loud! Yeah, the neighbors must be doing it broken condom style again.

Broken Hipster 

A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.

As in, a broken hip-ster.
"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"

"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
Broken Hipster by LongPig May 10, 2010

Broken penis 

When fucking in the shower goes horribly wrong, resulting in a trip to the hospital, one month of abstinence and a slight lean to the left.
I have a broken penis.
Broken penis by calmyourself February 3, 2010

broken toys 

A 'broken toy' is a synonym for fuck-up, loser, or wreck. Broken toys tend to be people with a history of psychological trauma and a propensity for drug use and reckless behavior.

More specifically, broken toys can refer to women who are fragile or easily manipulated. Some men aim only for broken toys, whether out of sadistic glee, the ease with which they'll jump into bed with somebody, or a foolish and altruistic desire to fix them.
R: Man, this party is full of broken toys.
S: You gonna game on any of them?
R: Shit, that'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.

OR
Amy Winehouse is a pretty seriously broken toy.
broken toys by Sean M - Borges June 22, 2008

broken sprinkler 

the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess
-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!