Broception

A gathering of bros with different views expressing their perspective as an individual party.

What was your broception you had with your bros on Joe Biden?

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

You smell like school broccoli

the person saying this to you means they are saying you smell like the rotten, stinky, fart-smelling, broccoli served at Public Schools in the United States.

“Do you need perfume? You smell like school broccoli”

by bruhgirl January 21, 2021

brocore

"

norcal brocore kids that go to hardcore shows, who are crazy ass'.

brocore STYLE:basketball shorts, hardcore and/ or metal shirts(stick to your guns, set your goals etc), oldskool vans, and baseball hats worn backwards and barely on the head. "

this is all true, and most brocore kids used to be scene kids, that one day decided to become TUFF.

"What happened to XCody?"
"oh he got tired of looking like a faggot and decided to shave his head and go brocore"

by XcurtisX October 28, 2007

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

broccostility

Expressing intense hostility towards the smell, taste and sight of broccoli.

Renzo: Dude, this is the best broccoli I've ever eaten!

Will: I'll rip off your head off and piss in your neckhole if you don't throw that shit away.

Renzo: Dude, such broccostility!

by Willyummm July 20, 2010

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

bagel with cheese and brocoli

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011