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David Beckham Syndrome

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.
"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."
by judysequoia November 27, 2011
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josh beckett

Pitcher, Former World Series MVP with the marlins, Now plays for the Boston Red Sox and enjoys giving up 7 runs an outing. He also touches little boys
Guy 1:Josh Beckett is pitching tonight!

Guy 2: Fuckin A!
by Disgruntled Red Sox Fan August 14, 2006
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beckham'd it

phrase coined in Euro 2004 by a british broadcaster during a Netherlands vs Sweden quarterfinal match.
Originates from an England vs Portugal quarterfinal when famed English set kicker David Beckham blasted a penalty shot 20 feet over the cross bar.
Commonly used now whenever someone shoots a puck/soccerball/basketball miles above the target. Works for pretty much any sport.
Joe Sakic is in alone on a breakaway! he shoots! Ohhh! and he's beckham'd it!
by deluxxe June 26, 2004
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Glenn Beck

You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
by greenpeas September 12, 2009
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becket

A mythical creature sometimes a look like with many storybook characters such as shrek and gollom from lord of the rings also claims to be a lady killer to distract from his appearance
Becket talks lime he pulls but really it's just a front to distract from apperance
by josefatrdyw November 17, 2014
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Beckendorff

Home to 800,000,000 indians and asians that are to dumb to compete in their own Seience Olympiad so they come to America to show dominance.
Man your too dumb go to beckendorff
by Yehsgs April 20, 2017
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glenn beck

a talk show host who recreated his whole persona to fit the neo-con mold. Started the latest fad of glennbeckingwhich is a method of getting rid of anyone who has a different opinion than you do.
Glenn Beck on killing filmmaker Michael Moore

"I'm thinking about killing glennbecking Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out -- is this wrong?" 5/17/05
by Reagan Santmyer July 29, 2006
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