When a bra is newly laundered and has that lifting tight suction power and makes your boobs look their best.
by Sex kitten1234567891 July 20, 2009

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.
Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?
by KingSinOfSloth January 26, 2017

A female equivalent of blue balls. The female is stimulated nearly until the point of orgasm, either by herself or a friend (man or metal) but gets stopped (by parents coming) or because of other reasons (the man ejaculates and has no energy left to give her more pleasure).
Helena: Chris got me so hot last night, but then we heard the front door slam, so we knew his parents were home. He jumped out the window, but it was the back door that I left open, so it was a false alarm. I had blue breasts, so I had to finish the job with my little silver friend.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.
by CheeseRapist December 19, 2007

When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011

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