break up attack mechanizm

when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.

when evyn broke up with laura,the break up attack mechanizm imdediatly followed.

by evyn hajas February 11, 2006

Band-aid Break-up

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."

Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?

by R. Rhys January 2, 2010

Breakupaversary

The anniversary of a breakup

Patricia and Jonathan are soon celebrating their breakupaversary.

by Tdog01 April 15, 2017

breakspert

A person whose best meal is breakfast. They make the best breakfasts ever.

Wow, your dad is a Breakspert. He makes the best waffles I've ever had! And a damn good omelet to boot

by kennykenalot October 11, 2015

Break up

Break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend and find someone else

I’m breaking up with you. You needa break up with them!

by Shelly Doghouse November 3, 2019

Break up with your girl day

Break up with your girl day happens on March 4

He broke up with me on break up with your girl day

by Joshthecoolkid March 5, 2022

Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.

I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.

by Luna2018 June 12, 2018