Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.
He must be a nice DIRTY branch.
by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022
mugGet the Dirty branchmug.
Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example
That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
mugGet the Tokyo Branch of specsaversmug.

branch

A control structure in which one of several alternative sets of program statements is selected for execution.
The program's logic flowed through a complex branch, depending on the user's input.
by Arminkshipper April 14, 2025
mugGet the branchmug.

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)
Damn tay and them carry branches
by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018
mugGet the Branchesmug.

Rukariotic Branch

This is a branch/system in Rukarios that is responsible for reproduction and immune support
"Hey man, have you heard of the Rukariotic Branch?"
by Demonic_Rukario666 November 17, 2023
mugGet the Rukariotic Branchmug.

Beaver Branch

When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.
Steven P. Nichols-"I banged this dirty hippy chick and she totally had a Beaver Branch"
by Poop shack October 23, 2009
mugGet the Beaver Branchmug.

Branching

A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game
Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me
by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Branchingmug.

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