branch rat

A FUCKING SQUIRRELS

I shoot that fucking branch rat this morning for eating my damn Apples

by Goober smooches August 6, 2020

Rowan Branch

A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.

Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.

by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 17, 2021

branch

can be used to describe a person who is thin but not as thin as someone who is a twig. This person has a particularly small butt/small tits.

I'm a twig.
Nah man you're more of a branch.

by rainy220 February 16, 2021

sandy branch

When you're having intercourse on a beach.

Yeah man, I gave her the sandy branch after sunset.

by jaredg August 2, 2017

North Branch School

A cult/ hippie school in the middle of the woods that raises insane and mentally unstable children. Is also one of the coolest places in the world. There are a lot of your mom jokes and some pretty weird ass kids (exept for Genevieve, Maggie and maybe Fiona). Be careful though if you thinking about attending North Branch, bc sometimes the work is hard but it all pays off in the end. Also be careful of these people: Colt, Oliver and Edward because they are some pretty weird kids

"omg your going To NORTH BRANCH SCHOOL!!!!!"

"yes, please save me"

by Somebodyhurtme May 10, 2023

West Branch Clipper

When a male or female gives you head and bites of your foreskin

“Sean she gave me a West branch clipper last night!”

by Seanismyfuckinh August 9, 2024