Broccoli

Broccoli the shaz of vegetable's.

always plays the victim

Broccoli is the most gay vegetable always dry humming males

Broccoli get off cauli and see shaz

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees:)

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli

by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022

Steaming Broccoli

When you fart in a girls mouth and then hold it closed.

Melissa got quite the steaming broccoli last night.

by IronChefofVag May 30, 2023

The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.

"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"

by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017

Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock

Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday

by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

Broccoli Sandwich

Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.

I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.

by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025