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Blossom

Blossom is overall a very annoying girl. She is usually very confident and maybe has a few talents but talks way too much and is just a bit strange. She has a very unique name and a very unique personality. You will never find a more annoying person than a Blossom.
“Hey Blossom”
WOOF WOOF MOOOOO MIAOW NEIGH”
um ok...”
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom
by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018
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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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Cherry Blossom Clash

The act of jumping up and fisting a girls vagina really hard while screaming CHERRY BLOSSOM CLASH.
Time for my special move ;) Cherry Blossom Clash!
by EmeraldBed March 23, 2019
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BLOSSOM

MY BBG NAME IS BLOSSOM
by SNOW4U November 26, 2020
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blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials
Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."
by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017
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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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