Bongo'd

A way to talk about getting screwed

Human 1: Yo my dude, I bongo'd the Cookie Monster in my dreams last night

Human 2: Woah my good sir, that's crazy asf

by Dumpster Rat July 16, 2022

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bongoff

A competition we’re 2 people (or more) see who can smoke the most weed as fast as possible.

Person 1: I’d beat you in a bongoff

Person 2: get fucked, you get fucked up off 2 cones!

by Cheslea l November 16, 2022

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One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.

Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.

Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

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Cum Bongo

An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.

Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.

by Phep November 1, 2015

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