Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

blobs

Blobs is a word that you say with anything

Blobs gives you peace and joy

My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen

Blobs of Gladys

by Nkechi Monday May 1, 2020

Bob the blob

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
This is bob the blob.

His name is bob.
He is a blob.
thank you
:)

Bob the blob... can he fix it?!?

Bob the blob... NO HE CAN'T

by bobby_blobby January 18, 2021

De Blob

Only the best game ever made, except I have never played it. Is there a sequel? If there is I've heard its pretty good as well. The game and its alleged sequel were on sale in the 2023 Steam Winter Sale.

Hey man I just downloaded De Blob off of steam since it was on sale for 5 dollars.
No way
No way
No Way

by AsteroidBK January 10, 2024

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023

Blob

A little creature in the shape of a blob with little arms and legs.Also with a face and different personalities like , happy, angry, sad, and even meh.(blob)

That little blob is named Christopher.

by Hello there👹 February 6, 2025

blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.

The new boss is a right blob fart.

by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023