Blind Weekend

When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.

Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"

Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"

Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."

by LV3 August 26, 2013

blind hating

When someone is hating on you and you never ever see them, physically or mentally.

Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.

Never formally met, but you hating on me.

1: I heard some boys on the east side blind hating.

2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.

3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.

by "J-A" @JaHighwayENT December 17, 2013

Blinn

Royalty

When they found out how important he was they treated him like blinn!

by DefenderDefender October 8, 2017

Blinking trick

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

Blinkergod

Individual who reaches peak fiending and eats thc like none by hitting blinkers anywhere and anytime via a cart.

The blinkergod has just taken a quadruple blinker.

by Eugene400000 January 1, 2022

Friend Blindness

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.

Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010

Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

by hippie2011 January 9, 2011