Portuguese Bend

A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.

My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.

I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.

by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021

Gender Bending

Gender Bending is when a someone has their gender swapped around. This practice is particularly used in the anime series known as Fate when people from history have their gender altered.

"I was watching Fate, it turns out King Arthur is actually a girl"
"Just wait, that's only the start of it"
"Really"
"Yes that's called gender bending"

by A local loser March 13, 2023

around the bend

a song by pearl jam,, it is sure ONE good song

around the bend?? yeah that song kinda makes me wanna flip through radio stations

by brightestbulbintheshed August 23, 2022

Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

River Bend middle school

The worst middle school you can go to. Go here if you want to get roofied with Xanax and have a shit year. School with kids that shit in sinks and come to school acting like retards.

That’s terrible! You went to River Bend middle school!?
Yeah, it was shit

by lt’s yo boy October 16, 2019

South Bend Toothbrush

The South Bend toothbrush is the act of waking up in the morning after a long night of drinking alcohol and immediately smoking marijuana followed by a cigarette or five. If the timing is right, beer, bourbon and vodka may be involved in this practice. This act is derived from South Bend, Indiana.

Casey: "Dude, I got way fucked up last night. Do you want to go down in the basement and hit a few bingers?"

Brian: "For sure. The good old South Bend toothbrush?"

Casey: "Hell yeah! Do you have any smokes?"

by SlifeB December 3, 2007