basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

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Black Belted

When a martial arts practitioner holding the rank of black belt uses rank, in a social setting, in order to reach a more favorable outcome or get rights to something over someone of a lower rank.

Calling shotgun on the front passenger seat only to be black belted into the back seat.

by IconoJett April 4, 2010

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Vagina Beater

A man who knows how to fuck the hell out of pussy.

Peter is an excellent Vagina Beater. He made Kim not able to walk for two weeks

by TAKimble May 27, 2010

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dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

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A term used at Utah ski areas (Alta, Snowbird) to describe a tourist of inferior skiing ability. This noun was coined due to the distinctive sound made by a skier, tangled in their own equipment, tumbling down a steep ski slope.

Look at that Beater on the expert terrain; he is going to die.

One Skier to another: "Nice face plant, you're such a Beater!"

Go ski Nebraska you frickin Beater!

by Kurty December 7, 2006

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egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

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