Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
Get the Bernimug. A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Berniemug. Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2022
Get the bundled like Berniemug. To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014
Get the Bernie Mackingmug. Mr Benard is such a hoe and sucks at his job and makes everyone's life so much worse he is an areshole who can suck my dick.
by wiggitywiggleisthatmypickle November 24, 2021
Get the Berniemug. If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018
Get the Bernie Fabricciomug. Berny is that one bad bitch who just don’t give a fuck. She’s quiet but crazyyy when her friends are around. She starts off shy then starts opening up more to you. Don’t get her mad tho .. she’ll become a fire cracker. Berny overall the best people to hang around when you get to know them !
by bvrbie.nee November 21, 2021
Get the Bernymug.