Bernied

Being made to do something or go somewhere you have no interest in or can afford.

I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.

by Skinnyy July 22, 2011

bernie jake

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.

He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake

by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

Young Bernie

A burn pod like girl that no one cares for or likes

When you see you’re ex she’s a young Bernie

by Zammer hammer March 3, 2019

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt

Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career

by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021

Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.

Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it

by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021