The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018

Belgian Double-Dip

The act of performing Anal, Then Oral, Then Anal again.

Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after they tried a Belgian Double-Dip.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024

Belgian Sunburn

whilst most likely in missionary, the male will repeatedly smack his penis on the woman’s labia (or any second-party body part). Both parties can result having skin irritation/damage to the affected areas known as a Belgian Sunburn.

All he did was smack me with it. I think I have a Belgian Sunburn.

I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.

by ClamboThe1st July 10, 2023

Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023

Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022