Belgian Pretzal

When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.

Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back

by YourMomsCrackisfullofSpunk69 July 10, 2017

Belgian Headband

Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.

Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.

by davesabitch February 6, 2024

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

belgian ass grazing

painting your ass hair green and then letting goats graze it and eat your ass hairs.

i love belgian ass grazing

by Les_6789 February 11, 2025

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.

BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.

by dih sendy October 26, 2025

Belgian Blender

A sexual act involving the male inserting his cock and balls into a female, and spinning on the axis created.
Simply put it all in, and spin.

Dude, I took Janine home and gave her the Belgian Blender.
How’d it go?

Doc says I got torsion again.

by GooseA7 May 16, 2025