The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.
It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.
It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
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Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
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YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
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Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
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Person nr 1: Hey is Tom still with that Belgian girl. No, that bitch destroyed him, he is now staying at home and going to a psychologist.
Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.
Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.
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