I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

by Telephony July 30, 2016

Bomb Has Been Planted

From the popular game Counter-Strike the terrorist teams objective in defusal is to plant a bomb at site A or B. Once the bomb has been coded the narrator of the game will announce "Bomb Has Been Planted" along with a 40 second countdown till it eventually explodes

"BRO THE FUCKING BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED DEFUSE IT CLUTCH OR KICK"

by ExtraVirginOliveOil March 14, 2020

high school has-been

A person who had a halfway-decent playing career in high school sports, but was not good enough to compete at a higher level (i.e. college or professional)

He might have been the star of the football team back in the day, but he's nothing but a high school has-been.

by kozzie1317 July 18, 2011

Bread has been baked

Mission accomplished.

Homey No. 1: You handle that muthfackin' snitch Lil' Weasel who ratted out Sugar Bear for the 211 on the charity carwash?

Homey No. 2: Uh huh. The bread has been baked my friend.

by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019

Its been so long

since i have last seen my son
lost to this monster
to the man behind the slaughter

since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)

"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"

by theropesayoriused September 29, 2022

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

i've been drinking watermelon

a lyric in beyonce's song drunk in love. It means to suck dick. watermelon is referring to male sperm. seed=kids

me: so what did you guys do last night?
yonce: let's just say..I've been drinking watermelon.
me: ooh girl did you swallow?
yonce: of course! spitters are quitters!

by perfect imperfections July 15, 2014