A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.
Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!
Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.
Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.
by spinster jess March 30, 2008
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A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great.
Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.
by Joshua Roy Stanyer August 15, 2007
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Get the beerstein mug.A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder
Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"
Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"
Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"
by The Gift1 October 10, 2009
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Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012
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