A communal area for expats to gather on arrival to the Netherlands, wherein pictures are taken of the newly arrived expat in a "Paint me like French Girl" pose. It is mandatory that only underwear are worn to cover the nether regions and socks.
by The Anonymous Defined June 8, 2019

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014

by thisisaregret July 14, 2017

The utilization of the phrase varies by country.
1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.
1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.
1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."
by Peri March 23, 2006

Gary: "I had sex with Nicola last night."
Frank: "Finally started putting out, did she?"
Gary: "Yeah, but the wait was worth it. She's so good in bed."
Frank: "Finally started putting out, did she?"
Gary: "Yeah, but the wait was worth it. She's so good in bed."
by yourfriendlyirishpotato September 10, 2020

noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!
-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!
Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!
Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
by MichAlva February 18, 2009

by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011
