sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 14, 2008

bayag

balls ; has the nerve to screw around with anyone

Man, you think you gotz da bayag to take this seriously?

by pinay June 13, 2004

Bavarian Necktie

When Partner A takes a shit on Partner B's chest starting at the lower neck going down to top of the stomach, forming a necktie shape.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bavarian Necktie.

by Killerfuzzball1 November 18, 2011

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

bavarian creamsickle

An act in which a man jizzes and puts it into a blender. He then adds ice and blends them into a frozen treat. Once blended the guy dips his dick into the mix and recieves a blowjob from his partner.

Christina: Gill let me enjoy a bavarian creamsickle last night it was delicious!

Gill: Man, Christina sucked on my bavarian creamsickle as if it was the best popsicle she has ever had.
J HAM: Damn i wish i could get blown.

by KingOfTheSwing June 23, 2006

Bavarian marching powder

Cocaine. That's it. Nothing special. Google it for explanation.

Ted: Man, I could sure go for some Bavarian marching powder.

Mike: WORD.

by Spanks McScoops June 11, 2006

bavarian cream

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream

by Andre Linoge January 8, 2008