shit battery

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

by Sean February 22, 2003

Battery Creek High School

Battery Creek High School is referred to as one of the best school in the Beaufort County School District. It consists of AP and IB courses, and constantly has many students on the honor roll. It is way better than Beaufort High, because at BHS, they have gang fights and riots everyday (their students don't even learn and end up needing extra tutoring when and IF they get to college). On the contrary, the teachers are very motivating at BCHS and the students are eager to learn. I would prefer Battery Creek over any high school in the county.

Person 1: "What school are going to next year?"
Person 2: "Battery Creek High School"
Person 1: "Wow. I wish I went to that school, it's fantastic"
Person 2: "Yes, I'm glad I am going to attend Battery Creek. The teachers are wonderful!"
Person 1 & 2: "Go Dolphins!"

by MelanieDavis2 January 21, 2011

Sexual Battery

When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.

Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.

by Logibear69 March 15, 2019

Battersby

Someone who sleeps around and doesnt give sex a second thought. A 'Batterbsy' will sleep around with any man, fat or thin she'll let you stick it in.

OMG you've slept with 25 people!? your such a Battersby!

Slag, slut, whore, sket, skank.

by gurney's gurning June 10, 2012

Baby Battering Ram

Another name for a penis utilizing the terms "baby batter" or semen, cum, jizz...and "battering ram" or large blunt object used to open things.

"Yo, isn't baby battering ram a funny name for a penis"

Re: "Yeah, kind of"

by babybatter August 2, 2009

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011