barkolepsy

A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.

Joe sure looks sleepy. His new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.

by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008

Backorealiac

Back-O-Real-E-Ack
Your back, in pain.

1: Man! My back hurts!
2: I'm sorry.
1: Oh, my backorealiac!

by Avalbane Ilandere January 24, 2009

bamkookied

to be high from cannabis

i am completely bamkookied after all that cannabis

by rixonator June 2, 2010

Barkolepsy

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.

Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.

by klarnage October 6, 2010

bankometer

The digital marquee outside of a bank that tells you the temperature

Dang! Ho, did you see the reeding on that bankometer?

by Ross Hog November 26, 2010

bakonia

a place, time or event (for example, work) that treats people like serfs.

The CEO was expecting me to travel to China for 6 months to oversee the new barf-pod but instead I applied for an exit visa out of apple-bakonia

by leenart January 6, 2012

barkoving

The act of putting your arm at a 90 degree angle and raising your leg also at a 90 degree angle. Commonly used after scoring a Florida Panthers Goal

Barkov shoots and he scores! Now Barkov does what he does best, Barkoving

by Eastbeast_ February 6, 2014