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Batch

During Destroy Dick December, you have to mix a batch.
Mix a batch?
Yeah, you need to ejaculate every day, per the calender day.
by SimSanSon January 24, 2021
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Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.
I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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BATCH

A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?

Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.

John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.

Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.

John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.

Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??

John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!

"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"

Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!

John Smith: I think she's dead dude.

Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.

John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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Hunter Bad Batch

Hunter Bad Batch refers to the main character of the Lucasfilm Animation show, Star Wars: The Bad Batch. Hunter, CT-9901, is a clone sergeant in the Grand Army of the Republic (GAR) during the Clone War.

He is known for his enhanced senses, precision with a blade, iconic red bandana, and the devotion to his squad (Clone Force 99), alongside his tiny, slutty, waist.
Person 1: Hunter Bad Batch is my favourite character, he is so handsome and smart and being a dilf just makes him so much hotter!

Person 2: his massive chest is so beautiful i hope we get a scene of him in the shower too.
by hunterscyarika August 11, 2024
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Batch Bricker

n. A Batch Bricker or a .bat Bricker is an extremely malicious and violent script exploit, primarily for the Windows operating system, which firstly executes a .bat script disguised as a legitimate file to delete all system files and critical program data on the C: drive, all .ini files, all registry files and corrupts/deletes the MBR so that the HDD cannot be recovered and the computer will no longer boot up. While doing this it glues the cursor to an area of the screen and disables the user from being able to move the mouse without the mouse returning to the glued position. This exploit has been around since DOS and is extremely dangerous in that it can easily be disguised as a legitimate file such as an image, sound file or installation wizard. It is also dangerous in that it can easily be accidentally opened via mouse click. This type of attack has reduced in popularity because it is outrageously illegal and produces nothing valuable for the attacker other than the knowledge he irreparably damaged a computer. Only the most evil of evil would use this attack. Advancements in anti-virus software have made the detection of this type of attack easily preventable. Even modern free anti-virus softwares will detect and quarantine/neutralize this type of attack. The best means of avoiding this attack is to practice discretion when downloading files from the internet and scanning the files before any attempts at execution are made.
Unfortunately, my client name redacted has fallen victim to a batch bricker, has lost all his data and will now have to purchase a new computer system. The culprit was the downloading of, in his own words, a file which would clean out viruses and make his computer run faster. Despite the site being very suspect, even by the standards of a computer illiterate individual, the man went ahead and downloaded the malicious filed and opened it without question. Don't be like name redacted, scan your files before use.
by bewbays March 18, 2018
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Batch

Batch, also known as sexy guy that may or may not be your boyfriend.
"Hey look at that batch"
OR
"He's my Batch"
by thatrockerchick11 January 19, 2016
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