When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.
She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.
by Psychostench April 19, 2023
Get the oral barf bag mug.A printer malfunction in which multiple pages of gibberish are produced instead of the expected document.
The printer spits out page after page of undecipherable symbols at maximum speed, giving the impression that it's had far, far too many drinks at the party.
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Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."
Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
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Buddy: "Where's the document I printed? It's just pages of random gibberish."
Paul: "Looks like it just paper barfed."
by thehelpdesk May 5, 2011
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Get the Barf Burrito mug.The time of when you are about to orgasm and you piss at the same time. Accidentally making a demented baby mixed with urine and cum.
So when me and your mom were making love I accidentally boner barfed inside. That's why you were born as you were son.
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Lisa: Wharf the barf?
Lisa: Wharf the barf?
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