A girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. She looks like she is going on a safari in Africa. This girl is usually white and her voice sounds like Cameron Diaz in harsh nasal mode. She usually dates and fucks guys who don't shower and manscape. Her favorite animal is a gorilla.
I hate Molly! She's such a Jungle Barbie! Khaki shorts aren't cute at all! And her boyfriend smells like a fucking eviscerated decomposing body! Also, have you've seen her bedroom? The walls are covered with gorilla posters!
by Tadahoney July 11, 2015
A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
by Dirtyrastaa August 07, 2017
1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014
by milf and dilf lover March 16, 2021
( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you
by Zoskee November 16, 2019
A boyish or butch girl (usually lesbian) who has a 'Barbie' hourglass figure that feminine girls would kill for.
by M Lao August 16, 2016
by Dreami February 21, 2018