Balloonatic

A term used to describe a near obsessive fan of the band Muse. Term comes from the first song Muse recorded, Twin, which was originally titled Balloonatic.

My friend is a total Balloonatic.

by ThetaXX1 March 19, 2013

baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015

balloon floater

3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows

1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!

by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016

Balloon diver

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it

Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver

by The Growner June 5, 2017

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

Balcony boys

Men (boys) who define themselves through the impressiveness of their balcony. Often use the line "you should come and see my balcony" when chatting up girls. Their main photo on tinder will always feature the balcony.

No I'm not interested, they're total balcony boys

by Jjrh January 21, 2019

Bahooni

An ugly person with a pretty crappy life

Peanut is a bahooni

by Leeman ski February 3, 2019