Hilarie Burton

ONLY THE SEXIEST GIRL ALIVE, a VJ on MTV and star on one tree hill with that babe Chad Michael Murray.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is fine.
Boy 2: SHE AIN'T NO HILARIE BURTON!

by Anonymousyo January 15, 2006

burtation

When someone starts speaking then descends into gibberish. The first burtation took place during Serene Bransons live coverage of the 53rd Grammy Awards in February, 2011

Well, a very very heavy, uh, heavy du-- burtation tonight... we had a very der-- derrison bight... let's go ahead teritizing those poola bit, the had buh pat.
-Serene Branson

I tried to ask Alice out on a date but I was drunk and nervous so my proposal became a total burtation.

Some rambling homeless man tried to sell me drugs I think but I'm not sure because he was having a burtation.

by derpopolis March 2, 2011

joe burton

Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.

I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton

by Matthew Reynolds2 December 1, 2007

Burtonite

A happy emo, which may sound like a contradiction, but isn't. It happens. and when it does, it's called a Burtonite.

"Emma is such a burtonite!"

by The Original Burtonite May 3, 2008

Went For A Burton

To shamefully fall over in an embarrassing fashion whilst sprinting to glory.

Stefan never got his bus, he went for a burton instead.

by Pobol Pobotrol December 15, 2008

burton

The lowest-level urinal in a group of two or more urinals in a men's public restroom; also considered the "short" or "little people" urinal. This urinal is typically placed at the end of the line or group of urinals on a wall.

"The bathrooms at the stadiums are always so crowded. The last time I went in there the only urinal not occupied was the burton.

by chawalte August 5, 2011

Burtraynolds

A renowned Troll on World of Warcraft on the PVP server of Firetree for his ability to troll while being "Immune" to Game-Masters, pissing off everyone, and taking over a server in less than a month. He is also the OP of many troll-lines used if most of the WoWfags chat logs.

Reportedly also to have had 53 tickets waved aside after being reported in mass-amounts as an attempt to ban him.

... Your no Burtraynolds you faggot.

by FATalWIS August 21, 2010